Oh, the irony !

Between the time I spent working on my excel sheets and trying to socialize with people, I thought of her.

I thought of the times when come every Friday she would visit me. I would pick her up from the bus stop. We would have a delightful roadside snack and then go home and not do a thing. I thought of the silly Saturdays and mundane Sundays.

Today is the day, our birthday. I ought to think of her, of me, of us. And, as I think I wish I had more memories rather than the uneventful weekends. I wish I had went with her on that malshej trip or followed her and her friends to Goa.

I wish I had skipped office and went out with her, somewhere anywhere doesn't matter. I wish we had rolled up a joint and went carefree like the good old days.

I wish that I had acted on these wishes rather than just wishing viciously. But then that's a circular reference error.

That reminds me I gotta get back to my excel sheet. Typing my feelings can probably wait. Bbye! Cya!

7 Status Updates

I have accepted the fact that I am not someone who could blog say once a week or even once a month, I am someone who would show up when least expected just like a new tab pops up once a while saying "You have one (1) new friend request, Neha has 2 friends in common. Want to meet her?" while you are hooked up with live cricket streaming.
Well, I am not trying to compare myself with the beautiful Indian girl in the tab, I accept I am an ugly duck but we both can be a pain in the ass. You land up at some shit porn site if you click on accept (or reject either! , yours truly pulled the stunt ;) ) the friend request and I write shit anyway. :D

I got this idea of expressing a story via a few status updates while updating my Facebook status a few days back, and here is my pathetic attempt....  :P

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Main platform 7 pe khada tha, aur woh 6 par khadi thi ...
donoo ki nazron Se nazar milii, aur achanak train bich main aake platform par ruki....
Jab train platfrm se gyi tab meri Nazaren use dhundti reh gyi....
kaash woh roz 5:50 ki local pakde aur meri local roz late ho !  ♥
Posted on 1st of December at 19:48




And she is interning with the same firm, Godrej and boyce,
I can see her right now, talking to some guy and laughing! Isn’t she beautiful?
God I am dying Now-u, she is happy how-u! ;)
Posted on 3rd of December at 11:04




When before would someone have given his friends 'finding The girl' party.
And now that the booze session has started, rajo ko mehfil toh jamaani hi thi !
"Pine pilane ke sab hai bahane; kahe ki mohabbat, kahe ke fassane"
crazy mates... \m/
Posted on 3rd of December at 23:47




Technically, I didn't 'ask her out' or get myself a 'date' (I have always been a chicken),
But we will be having lunch together tomorrow after of course sum exhausting  'survey the aunties about their choices' session assigned to us by the HR manager !
Yes, of all the 40 interns, we both are a team !   Destined to meet !
looking forward to tomorrow like never before :)
Posted on 4th of December at 19:06

Life is a bitch, when the only girl you think of belongs to someone else !

Posted on 5th of December at 19:21




Har baar muqaddar ko dosh dena thik nahi,
kabhi kabhi hum bhi hadh se jyada maang lete hai ! :(
Posted on 5th of December at 19:24




I was going through my recent status updates in the vella time today and realised that ;
"If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story. :)"
Posted on 11th of December at 16:49

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So, How was it? Lemme know!

p.s. - I have shamelessly picked up some of the status from a few friends (Ashi, CC and Sexy) and tried making a story out of it. :p If you people expect to get sum credit toh 3 idiots ki bina proper credit diye churayi hui kahani ki kasam raju hirani bhi kahega ........ (aage samaj jaaye) ;)

p.s. 2 - Thank you Live2cherish for reminding me to update but I am an ass when It comes to being punctual!

cya!

Me

Humor of the day - Hope in a difficult situation is like a sexy girl in a Horror movie...

Always the first one to die :P

Song of the day - No prizes for guessing .... why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ?

i love the simplicity and the innocence put into the song.

and ya, the chick is smoking ;)

LSD (Lovers day,SMSes And Drama)

It was 11:55 PM, 13th February , 5 minutes before the big day; Valentine's day & I had a very important question in my mind.
No! No! It wasn't anything remotely related to love. I am never bothered about not having anyone to celebrate valentine's day with. I am used to the monotone. It has been the case from the day I took birth. The reason was however very common and scaring the daylights of every youth.
Deeply engrossed in my thoughts, I got this chat message at FB which said...

N - oye, Kal messaging free hai kya ?

M - Fuck! That was exactly what is making me crazy since evening! I don't know!
(after a long pause) Common!! I mean I swear am not gonna wish anybody happy valentines. practically I have no one whom I should but lemme do my regular chit chat.

N - (takes out sum time to reply to this poor chap) yaaa re! You gotta admit 60 Paisa is way too much if I wanna inquire my friend about coming to college tomorrow.

And then came the Dooms day, what I never wanted to happen, it was midnight.I sent a test message to a friend asking her if she had any plans worth mentioning. Boom came a service message that read "You have been charged Rs. 0.01 for the last transaction" & I was happy, very happy, very very happy. My happiness knew no bounds. I started considering reliance people as God sent Angels. Hail Anil (or is it Mukesh?) Dhiru Bhai Ambani for not making lovers day another dry day for all the sms chit chatters. I admit am addicted to smses. Little did I knew Reliance was into pulling a totally different trick this time.

I kept messaging till late night, with every message I thanked God for giving me the wisdom to choose Reliance. Later had a beer and slept like a log (common, what else do u expect of a single guy on valentines?)

Dawn, woke up to pee (wasn't that obvious?), checked messages, 3 unread, replied to one and then slept again. Finally I was up in the afternoon, The first thing that caught my attention was my cell flashing "Message sending Failed." tried resending the message 'n' times where 'n' tends to infinity plus 2 but couldn't succeed. I didn't hate Reliance. "Reliance must not be the only network that would be facing Network congestion" I thought and abused the lovers desperately trying to wish their better halves (or fourths , eights excreta excreta (:p) ... you get the general idea right?).

Then out of nowhere in the evening, I checked my balance and here was a shocker. It proudly read "your account balance is Rs. 0.02 ad valid till blah blah" Apparently Reliance had cheater-coped all the other networks and charged for all the SMSes I sent yesterday night. All the praises for reliance suddenly turned into curses. Please die Anil Dhirubhai (Let, Anil take the blame. He was the one I decide to praise earlier!) May your soul dwell in hell.

Not only I couldn't message anybody, neither could I make calls. Every time I tried so "connection error" winked and blinked on my mobile screen. I kept misjudging the situation to be network congestion till evening and then I was too lazy to get a refill voucher.

Thus, ended the valentines saga without any calls or text conversations and now, when I think about it I don't feel as bad as at that moment of time.
I could concentrate on reading a novel that day, without getting interrupted by some random friend's "hellozzzz!" which always tend to get drifted to long and thumb-paining chat conversations. Also, It gave me the much needed lone quality time to think what I was striving for.

Hail Reliance!

pic courtesy - internet

p.s. - Thanks for the read people! I so badly want to blog more often but laziness always gets better of me. :(

p.s. 2 - How was your valentines ? do lemme know....



song of the day - Splits villa 4, Theme song, Aahatain ho rahi hai!


humor of the day - when asked about the definition of the subject in the introductory class of materials sciences, i bluntly replied that Its the biology of non-living things. (True Story! Yours truly survived the stunt) :p

Love! :)