Showing posts with label weirdness at its best. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weirdness at its best. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

7 Status Updates


I have accepted the fact that I am not someone who could blog say once a week or even once a month, I am someone who would show up when least expected just like a new tab pops up once a while saying "You have one (1) new friend request, Neha has 2 friends in common. Want to meet her?" while you are hooked up with live cricket streaming.
Well, I am not trying to compare myself with the beautiful Indian girl in the tab, I accept I am an ugly duck but we both can be a pain in the ass. You land up at some shit porn site if you click on accept (or reject either! , yours truly pulled the stunt ;) ) the friend request and I write shit anyway. :D

I got this idea of expressing a story via a few status updates while updating my Facebook status a few days back, and here is my pathetic attempt....  :P

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Main platform 7 pe khada tha, aur woh 6 par khadi thi ...
donoo ki nazron Se nazar milii, aur achanak train bich main aake platform par ruki....
Jab train platfrm se gyi tab meri Nazaren use dhundti reh gyi....
kaash woh roz 5:50 ki local pakde aur meri local roz late ho !  ♥
Posted on 1st of December at 19:48




And she is interning with the same firm, Godrej and boyce,
I can see her right now, talking to some guy and laughing! Isn’t she beautiful?
God I am dying Now-u, she is happy how-u! ;)
Posted on 3rd of December at 11:04




When before would someone have given his friends 'finding The girl' party.
And now that the booze session has started, rajo ko mehfil toh jamaani hi thi !
"Pine pilane ke sab hai bahane; kahe ki mohabbat, kahe ke fassane"
crazy mates... \m/
Posted on 3rd of December at 23:47




Technically, I didn't 'ask her out' or get myself a 'date' (I have always been a chicken),
But we will be having lunch together tomorrow after of course sum exhausting  'survey the aunties about their choices' session assigned to us by the HR manager !
Yes, of all the 40 interns, we both are a team !   Destined to meet !
looking forward to tomorrow like never before :)
Posted on 4th of December at 19:06




Life is a bitch, when the only girl you think of belongs to someone else !
Posted on 5th of December at 19:21




Har baar muqaddar ko dosh dena thik nahi,
kabhi kabhi hum bhi hadh se jyada maang lete hai ! :(
Posted on 5th of December at 19:24




I was going through my recent status updates in the vella time today and realised that ;
"If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story. :)"
Posted on 11th of December at 16:49


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So, How was it? Lemme know!


p.s. - I have shamelessly picked up some of the status from a few friends (Ashi, CC and Sexy) and tried making a story out of it. :p If you people expect to get sum credit toh 3 idiots ki bina proper credit diye churayi hui kahani ki kasam raju hirani bhi kahega ........ (aage samaj jaaye) ;)

p.s. 2 - Thank you Live2cherish for reminding me to update but I am an ass when It comes to being punctual!

cya!
Me


Humor of the day - Hope in a difficult situation is like a sexy girl in a Horror movie...
Always the first one to die :P

Song of the day - No prizes for guessing .... why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ?
i love the simplicity and the innocence put into the song.
and ya, the chick is smoking ;)



Friday, February 18, 2011

LSD (Lovers day,SMSes And Drama)

It was 11:55 PM, 13th February , 5 minutes before the big day; Valentine's day & I had a very important question in my mind.
No! No! It wasn't anything remotely related to love. I am never bothered about not having anyone to celebrate valentine's day with. I am used to the monotone. It has been the case from the day I took birth. The reason was however very common and scaring the daylights of every youth.
Deeply engrossed in my thoughts, I got this chat message at FB which said...

N - oye, Kal messaging free hai kya ?

M - Fuck! That was exactly what is making me crazy since evening! I don't know!
(after a long pause) Common!! I mean I swear am not gonna wish anybody happy valentines. practically I have no one whom I should but lemme do my regular chit chat.

N - (takes out sum time to reply to this poor chap) yaaa re! You gotta admit 60 Paisa is way too much if I wanna inquire my friend about coming to college tomorrow.

And then came the Dooms day, what I never wanted to happen, it was midnight.I sent a test message to a friend asking her if she had any plans worth mentioning. Boom came a service message that read "You have been charged Rs. 0.01 for the last transaction" & I was happy, very happy, very very happy. My happiness knew no bounds. I started considering reliance people as God sent Angels. Hail Anil (or is it Mukesh?) Dhiru Bhai Ambani for not making lovers day another dry day for all the sms chit chatters. I admit am addicted to smses. Little did I knew Reliance was into pulling a totally different trick this time.

I kept messaging till late night, with every message I thanked God for giving me the wisdom to choose Reliance. Later had a beer and slept like a log (common, what else do u expect of a single guy on valentines?)

Dawn, woke up to pee (wasn't that obvious?), checked messages, 3 unread, replied to one and then slept again. Finally I was up in the afternoon, The first thing that caught my attention was my cell flashing "Message sending Failed." tried resending the message 'n' times where 'n' tends to infinity plus 2 but couldn't succeed. I didn't hate Reliance. "Reliance must not be the only network that would be facing Network congestion" I thought and abused the lovers desperately trying to wish their better halves (or fourths , eights excreta excreta (:p) ... you get the general idea right?).

Then out of nowhere in the evening, I checked my balance and here was a shocker. It proudly read "your account balance is Rs. 0.02 ad valid till blah blah" Apparently Reliance had cheater-coped all the other networks and charged for all the SMSes I sent yesterday night. All the praises for reliance suddenly turned into curses. Please die Anil Dhirubhai (Let, Anil take the blame. He was the one I decide to praise earlier!) May your soul dwell in hell.

Not only I couldn't message anybody, neither could I make calls. Every time I tried so "connection error" winked and blinked on my mobile screen. I kept misjudging the situation to be network congestion till evening and then I was too lazy to get a refill voucher.

Thus, ended the valentines saga without any calls or text conversations and now, when I think about it I don't feel as bad as at that moment of time.
I could concentrate on reading a novel that day, without getting interrupted by some random friend's "hellozzzz!" which always tend to get drifted to long and thumb-paining chat conversations. Also, It gave me the much needed lone quality time to think what I was striving for.

Hail Reliance!

pic courtesy - internet


p.s. - Thanks for the read people! I so badly want to blog more often but laziness always gets better of me. :(

p.s. 2 - How was your valentines ? do lemme know....



song of the day - Splits villa 4, Theme song, Aahatain ho rahi hai!


humor of the day - when asked about the definition of the subject in the introductory class of materials sciences, i bluntly replied that Its the biology of non-living things. (True Story! Yours truly survived the stunt) :p

Love! :)

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Enigma!


Pre Script - Guest story by Brother Ashish!


“Hence we come to the conclusion that the Yagi uda Array can be used both as a Director as well as a Reflector”.Gosh, those concluding lines are so soothing when one attends the ever-lasting lectures. So, that was where the “Antenna” Lecture Ended. Those College lectures were never meant to be understood.”SOME ENIGMAS BETTER REMAIN UNFOLDED” was the thought that clinked my mind. Going college was a fun especially when u know that u ain’t gonna last even 2 lectures. So this ended my day at college (It wasn’t evening, My College Day usually ended at 11 in morning).

Quickly Ruffled up my attire and spiked my hair back to the proper Vertical position with some water (Spike Hair always tend to obey the Newton’s Gravity. Damn..!!).All set, here I leave college for my date at Café Coffee Day  (yes it was only 11:30 am).The minutes of meeting (MoM) discussion of the Date is out of question anyway.So then , She went back to somewhere (I never cared where..!!) and I flew on my bike for home.

Daytime, the Weather was getting pretty and moreover, the Date had been awesome as well. So with all the butterflies running my stomach and with all the Blues, I Rode. The Perfect Picture in my mind got a break when my eyes stuck to an aged, tattered and poor-looking man standing beside the road, asking people for Lift. I never cared for anybody asking for help, but that day, had to be different. He looked  an Emaciated gnome like fellow struggling for something. Something  just struck my mind and I stopped for him.
“Where ?”,I asked.”Near Suditi Hospital son, It’s my home there”, he said in an almost whispering and trembling voice. He looked too weak to speak something audible.”I’m going the same way, let me Drop you there”, I Replied. Quickly, he pounced on the bike as if I was not serious enough to help him. So my Single 15km Journey to Home was now accompanied by someone whom I never knew and Perhaps, I would never know. I drove as usual, quick yet Controlled, and the bizarre journey continued.

Out of compassion (the little bit I could gather at that moment), I asked, “Where are you coming from? So far from your place “ .He started in his diatonic shaky voice “My name is Narayan singh. what to say beta, I’m Ripped apart..blah blah and more blah “.But Suddenly it caught my attention when he further Added “My Son has been a prey of Black Magic. 3 Months ago, On Diwali night, somebody kept the Evils at the hailway of our house and..”.I Interrupted out of Curiosity “What evil things are you talking about ?”.Almost weeping, He uttered, ”a Doll with a needle piercing its debris, with name Rakesh(his son) written on its forehead along with a Reddish mysterious lemon. My son Rakesh took those anonymous belongings and threw them out. Slowly the things got worse, He Started feeling uncomfortable within himself, He Dreamt of Evils and his soul was forced to obey them. He used to yell at times, asking for penance from the spirits, and the rest of the day, his mind remained like that of a comatose. So for the Remedy, I go every Tuesday to a baba, Who is known to have magical powers. He claims to convalesce my Son within four weeks.”
I could frame an interesting tale in my head until it was made a little more pathos-demanding by Narayan. He further added to his miseries and said ,”for the past 3 months, there’s nobody to earn, Rakesh(his son) has lost job, I get a meager Rs 2000 as pension which is insufficient for the household expenses. So money for my commutation for such purposes is out of question."Fair enough", I said and nodded my head. I could Imagine the quandaries he would be in, but what could I do, besides blaming his fate. He refurbished my framed scenarios with another heart-melting hardship by saying.”Today is munni’s birthday, my 5 year Old Granddaughter. She just loves chocolates. whenever I used to reach home, she used to tap my pockets first, looking for her chocolates. But now, even she hesitates to do that. She knows what has happened these days to our family”. Completely engrossed in his story, I was keen to come up with suggestions and references for help, but his destination had come by then. I stopped at Suditi Hospital to bid him adieu. He happily pounced off the bike saying ,”Thank you son, you are a great human being, remember,” SOME ENIGMAS BETTER REMAIN UNFOLDED”.A strange thought, that had appeared my mind before. I told him if I could help him in anyway ( I was feeling mighty and fortunate that time).A little sigh of relief on his face indicated that some financial aid was most welcome.

That day, All I had was Rs. 500, out of which 250 was already spent for the morning coffee at café coffee day. But , Somehow the better and sympathetic  side of me was the protagonist at that moment. I thought a Rs 100 note atleast would bring munni her favorite chocolates. So I headed for home after those couple of transactions (debits, u can say).After I reached home, the story was still quite audible to me, the Scenes were visible,the characters were kinetic and my mind, as usual, restless.  Although I never saw munni , Rakesh and family, but human mind is fertile enough to frame those. After sleeping in the day time, I sat with newspaper and tea. I never knew the Page-5 of the newspaper would bring me Goosebumps.
It wasn’t any mishap or politician-related news that dried my throat. It was an Obituary, stating the second death anniversary of an Old man. My heart skipped a beat when my eyes went at that face. Yes, It was of Narayan Singh, Address- H No 45, near Suditi Hospital, Bhopal, Son-Rakesh Singh and other details. I was frightened enough that my Mind went completely blank for the time unknown. The man I helped today noon, the man whose Story captivated me all along my ride to home, How can he die 2 years ago???.My mom asked what the matter was. I could hardly utter anything that moment, but told her about the Macabre. She calmly said it wasn’t possible and he might be some other man, the world isn’t short anyway.
But It wasn’t that easy either. I Read the Address, Name, Son’s name again and again. The more I read, the more I was feeling the death. I, then, decided to go to his place to get answers to all this horrible dream ( I wished it was a Dream).I headed Straight and quick to Suditi Hospital, enquired where House No 45 was. And there I was, standing at the Porch of the Haunting House no 45.

Inside was a small, irregular, not well furnished Room, but decorated with flowers and Balloons at that time. A cute little girl stood there, in new frock and chocolates in hands,some chocolates falling on floor from her small fists. I figured out she would be the little Munni. Other people standing there were Munni’s mother in a filthy light shaded saaree and properly locked hair, an Old lady, who appeared to be Narayan’s wife and a Man with stubble and dirty hair, sitting on a chair, almost dead, He would be Rakesh I thought. But where was Narayan ?, Was he alive ? or Dead ?. I needed the answers. Hesitatingly, I entered the hall and asked,” Is Narayan there?”.All the three people stared at me, making me feel so Uncomfortable and Unwelcomed. I Repeated my words, but was paused when the Old lady spoke,” Who are you?, How do you know Narayan?”.

I said, “I helped Narayan today while he was arriving from New market to Home”. Munni was engrossed in her chocolates. Her Mother never bothered to speak, but She started looking at her mother in law’s face, for her Reaction. The old lady first said It was a Joke, because Narayan had passed away 2 years ago and Some Other Guy would have be fooled me. Pointed at But I Narayan’s photo and said that yes, I have Carried this man for 15 kms and I know all of you people. I know today is munni’s Birthday. I know your son is under the evils. And you say this is a joke..??”. She Stood Silent, Puzzled and Petrified when she heard my words. Even they didn’t have any Answer to my Questions.

Gosh,where should I Go??. Where do I find out the answers to the unanswered questions ?.The more they remained murky, the more scared I felt. I stared at munni’s Chocolates, Munni tended to hide those from me, thinking that I would eat all of those. Almost leaving from their place, I Asked,” Who bought munni the chocolates? “.Her Mother said,” Munni found a 100 Rs note at the Porch in evening, and since It’s her birthday today, so we decided to get her a few chocolates”.”Her favorite”, I added.

Enfeebled, scared and Muddled, I went back home .My legs were shaking in that profound despair. Narayan was flashing in my mind right throughout the moment I saw him in the newspaper. all I could figure out was the thought,” SOME ENIGMAS BETTER REMAIN UNFOLDED”..!!!


Post script - A demanding New semester, Not able to write! Ashi Bhai Comes to the rescue... Thanks brother! :)


Post script 1 - havent read any blogs for abt a fortnight now! Sorry fellow bloggers. Laziness gettting the better of me these days. will be back soon. I shapat :p

Monday, January 10, 2011

Engineering; Euphoria personified....

                                             Mechanical and Production Engineering block @ NIT-B
                                               (Pic courtesy - Face Book! can't recall the person )

Scene 1 -

Today the first day of a new semester, dooms day for many but considering my GPA (silly 7 point something) last term I was all motivated to go to the college and  I made it at 9:55 A.M. sharp (45 minutes late but Common! Thats still an achievement for a lazy ass like me.) met a friend as tardy as me and we rushed towards the DOPE (Department of Production Engineering , cool Acronym na!) notice board to look at the schedule and subject coordinators. To our amusement, we had a subject with the name Electrical and Electronic devices blah blah... whatever? who cares anyway?

"EAED.. err.. that sounds so weird" My friend said.

He have always had this awe-wait for it-some addiction of substituting subjects names by its initials (KOM,MOM,SOM,BMC (no I ain't abusing! It stood for basic materials classes), MPro etcetera etcetera...).

"We will call it BEE then" Yours truely suggested.

"But we have already studied BEE last year plus this shit isin't elementary anymore"

"Okay! We will call it fucking Advanced BEE! Period" and a roar of a known long forgotten laughter filled our mech department marking the beginning of much awaited Bakar sessions! :)



Scene 2 -

My sister visited home in the evening. So,sis and maa started with the customary family talks in my room. (why do they have to opt for my room killing my privacy) "Shweta Tiwari was looking so cool in that banarasi sari in the Big Boss finale!" and it naturally went on and on !
Predicting no chances of the affectionate words stopping in the near future I interrupted them both "Can  you Please, continue with your elated talks in some other room. I wanna study!" Mom gave me a slightest of smile and that smile said it all. It was much more mighty than words can ever be.
My Sis, being the cute dumbo she is dissipated its meaning for me, "Make some valid excuses bhai!" She blurted and we three burst into laughter.


It is moments like these that make me fall in love with the day I decided to choose being an engineer!


p.s. - Maybe this post lacks the humor quotient but I am just ecstatic that the Happy days are back again! and can't help showing it.

p.s.1 - Thanks Aki for suggesting the name of the post! :)

p.s. 2 - still reading ? :p


song of the day - Emptiness.. Tune Meri jaana! You got to listen this song! At least once!


Humor of the day - 


Signing off!
-Mani

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Its all about Priorities after all !

Two long and painful hours, It had been raining cats and dogs in this part of the city.Vikram, who was sitting by his window, tuned his guitar and mindlessly started to hum....


I don't mind some Sunshine,
                                    But No more Rain....
Heavens Forbid, Please don't,
                                    Destroy my date again...

   Third day in a row, All the quality time planned to spend with Nimisha was getting ruined and all he could do was to sit there and watch it rain.God wasn't kind to him after all.
Seeing no signs of  mother nature blessing him in the near future He gave Nimisha a call,

"You are such a witch! You made it rain, Didn't you ? You never wanted to come with me on a date darling? haina?" He accused her.

"1. All accusations accepted with a smile! 2. Its not a date, Its just a casual meeting baba! 3. You are inviting troubles for yourself calling me a darling! if Anu comes to know na, I tell you baba..." She calmly replied in a Bengali accent.

"All I care for is meeting you right now. even if it involves messing up with your husband, I don't care" Vikram replied in an instant.

She could sense his desperation. She did what he could have never expected "Its raining outside budz, we can't meet this way but why don't you come along to my house. We can sure have a ball here." She said and his eyes lit up with excitement. The excitement of being alone with her in her house.

"Oh ho! Someone wants me to meet her indoor. Something Cooking. Ding dong huh?"

"ki kotha bolcheesh? Shut up, You jerk..."

"I didn't ask about the texture of your choice.. BTW is ribbed or dotted the preference? now i did " he played naughty.

"Don't make me do voodoo on your ass now......" She replied with a sheepish grin. "I will see you at my home, 62, west avenue, Gulmohar Villa, Kolkatta  in 30, bbye!" she told him before disconnecting.


He dressed up and was at her house on time. They had a cosy session at her home. She made chocolates for him while he sang "Hey! There Delilah." for the lady of his dreams. He got along with her so well. Why didn't he meet her before? God wasn't kind to him after all.
He bid her goodbye later with a sweet goodnight kiss and told her to be back tomorrow evening. "Nah! Anurag is coming back from his tour tomorrow evening! I guess we can't be talking leave apart meeting next week till he stays at home. I will be busy with all the household chorus." She told him. With a heavy heart he turned to make his way back home.
Back home he consoled himself that maybe he was like a crayon in Nimisha's life. He was definitely not her favorite color but, she kept needing him once in a while to complete the picture. And, that was what was important.
God wasn't kind to him after all!




P.S. - Thanks for the read guys.I was too confused while writing the story, so no idea how it turned up. On personal front, life's not going that great. Vocational training, looks more of a  torture than training to me. Need to walk 2.5 kms to and fro every damn day just to watch some crazy ass people too involved in their own shitty machinery, leave apart explaining. Why am I so Machinephobic or Mechanicalphobic for that instance ?



Song of the day - Kaha chali gayi saali khushi from Dev-D
not a song, its an epic :)

Humor of the day - Never die a virgin, when you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber. :p

Monday, December 6, 2010

CREATIVE's @ maNIT

Statutory Warning -  If you are not a male and belong to MSME / Energy branch in Manit - The article may offend, readers discretion advised  ;)
best of luck ! Proceed with caution.


Finally after a busy fortnight , I am back to the blogging arena... (Yup, I can hear the trumpets and the fan cheering. Feels good, feels Important.. Feels like God.) It has been about a week that crap exams have ended , The crappier college society work is on halt and I have somehow finished the crappiest research project in the history of mankind till date under a dyslexic H.O.D  who daily asked for my department's name. Anyways What Matters is that Dimples are back on the cheeks & am so loving it.......Well, lemme  not forget the reason of me publishing this post.

Couple of days back I indulged myself into a fight online (I told you I am this Vella!) with a guy who claimed that people of NIT-B are Gissus and all they are good at is mugging. So, I thought of showing the humankind real picture of how creative the guys (and girls, being politically correct) here are !

So, When we are , with UTMOST (don't worry, my caps lock is working all correct, merely wanted to put special emphasis on the word utmost) concentration attending a lecture and jotting (read as - scribbling) down the important notes (read as - crap directly taken by proffs from prescribed books.) Out of nowhere the creative in us overshadows the nerd and starts showing what we can really be up to, maNIT style.

Lemme give u an illustration. (Yup, the hot favorite 3 idiots style)

Presenting is depiction of the Ramayan "Mani Lalwani" style which we drew in our notebook after I and Sirawale (yup, poor us, had just once copy to share. We accept your deepest sympathies!) jotted down a few integration problems in a random Maths Class.


Next up, is Vaibhav Dixit's depiction of our hot favorite Professor in maNIT , yup u got it right Garnier. No wonder This proff has this great ability of pissing you of with his all knowing (read as - self obsessed) comments. I hate this teacher as much as Indians hate Sania Mirza after the LSD incident (Love, Sania and Drama along with Shoaib Malik). Die, U jerk, Die !



By the way, Yup, You again guessed it right (kya baat hai! form main ho.. huh!). In the picture I am the one sitting at the last bench, with a cell phone on my bench. Science says and i agree my CELL is the fundamental unit of my life.


Next, in row. is the "I surrender act to the crazy ass SOM Professor" drawn by our very own nerd CR of  Proudy Prodies (CR = Chatur ramalingam and not Class representative. U had got it correct that CR = Chatur Ramalingum ? Like Fuck you had.) often tagged as president of under forty club of our college. I love the way he has so minutely drawn every detail of the proff (referring to his nose). Shear Perfection. Master Piece. I bow down in front of you. Respect!


Once I courageously confessed to him , that I could never get a word in his lectures. Well, rest was as it goes Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are extremely dementing for the reputation. He kept asking me for solutions after that day, No points for guessing, I never disappointed him by trying to alter my reputation.


Also, I present to you our take at the Shaheed-Ae-Azam Chandra Shekar Azad's (Respect to the great warrior!) Views on marriage "Lavya Style" Just to warn the fellow guys not to marry. This is Legen.... wait for it.. dary stuff. It would be so very  1. disheartning 2. depressing 3. demoralizing & 4. daunting to see my friends getting married. (sob sob.... In tears..  Nah! I am all right... Sobs again..)



next , and last is the bomber, This one is taken from an arbit bench of Energy Engineering classroom J- 205. I had always been in a dilemma whether to share this pic at Facebook or not, but then I always resisted the  MCP in me, No more ! It is my personal space. I can fucking publish whatever I want to, If a particular species related to particular branch or two get offended, dumbass your fault, I warned you earlier, didn't I!


I really symphatize the dude who drew this awesome comparison chart, There is nothing wrong in being humorously honest after all (wink.) I  love his crystal clarity and short yet simple approach to the complicated subject.


With this I would like to wrap up the proceedings. I would be back when we guys (screw your political correctness girls) are again blamed for being hopelessly creative !
Hence proved today, That guys at MANIT are creative Scholars. period :)


song of the day - Ring my Bells, Enrique "cry baby" Iglesias.


humor of the day - honesty is the key to any relationship....if you can fake that..you are in!!! 


P.S. - Thank you all the people who actually went through my earlier blog posts. When I reply late please don't blame me, blame my sentimental values (read as - laziness.)  see ya! Sayonara! :)

Friday, November 12, 2010

New Beginning or The End ! ! !

Ishita - You crazy stalker, Don't you have a life? Why do you need to call me every damn five minutes ?

Arjun - Sweetie , Just wanted to remind you that you are awesome. Thanks for being so concerned and writing the sessional.. (sheepish grin) have heard that son of a bitch professor has been making racist comments off late. you are a savior. I don't wanna be labelled to have came from a land where all the eyes look the same.

Ishita -  (khi khi..) Arey ! (mockingly) He is not racist, If you are stupid, You are stupid.. Color doesn't matter boy.

Arjun - Why ? why do you compel me to use the 'f wali gaali' every damn second sentence. and I just realized someone is defending that Jerk. Something cooking girl ? Rumor even has it that he is taking extra physics lectures for you.

Ishita - (defending) I have a life. I would shoot myself twice than to study physics plus he knows as much physics as much Mother Teresa knew about porn (sum more silly khi khi kha kha) & btw jaan I am not doing the sessional outta concern or something. When are you gonna treat me?

Arjun - Ok ! Maggi at Nesce tomorrow evening ! done.

Ishiita - itne sade hua numerical and just a Maggi! nothing less than a dinner at LS would do.

Arjun - If wishes were horses , beggars would ride sweetie!

Ishita - hannn...ohh... Am feeling so sleepy.. should I call it a night ?

Arjun - ok! baba done. dinner at LS tomorrow night.

Ishita - Sweet. btw will make you meet someone tomorrow.

Arjun - Who? I hope that someone has boobs. That will make my day.

Ishita - (cutting him) Shut up ? will you ?

Arjun - as you say mademoiselle...

Ishita - Okk ! lemme complete the assignment now. later. cya !

Arjun - Night!


                   They had been friends for over 3 full semester now and off late he had somehow realized that she was the one. genuinely the one, the only one he wanted to be with.He decided he is gonna confess his love tomorrow, no wonder what may happen. He knew he would go mum again this time. So, he took out a notepad and started writing....



"My Dumb Dumber Dumbest Ishita ,
                      My room may smell of marijuana most of the time. Okay correction all the time (wink)! I may have told you uber no. of times that I suck at relationships. I actually do (wink twice)! You find the new guy in class Rohit way to hot. I don't deny that but he is gay! trust me (heaven forbid)! People say that I have insanity issues. Chalo lets not go into that (I should wink thrice or what?). I just know one thing whenever I am with you,around you,thinking about you (yup, in that way, pun very much intended!),I am happy. Happy beyond words could ever express.
                      Will you mind being with a shithead like me? Will you mind making this crazy psycho boy's love affair come true? (Okay I know you are gonna read this over zillion times, memorize it and tell it to our grandchildren. Therefore Keeping my sentimental values into account, please replace the word crazy by exotic minded from the next read.) Will you love me back?
- The hopeless romantic
    Arjun"



                        He read it a few more times, finding it just perfect, he put it in his blazer. Next day he got up early, made up all the arrangements, took his besty's car, got ready and then left for the girl next door (only figuratively not literally though, These hostels are so damn far away from each other in these damn nit's).
                         He could see her from distance dressed in a white kurti and a blue denim, he nearly escaped a beat (or few). Checked his pulse rate, yes he was still very much alive. He could even feel the letter being very much there in his pocket. Maybe she had someone with her, a guy. He zapped the accelerator, Strange, but he couldn't bear her talking to someone else.Maybe this is what automatically came with love, He thought and abruptly halted the car near the hostel gate and came out. She almost shouted  of excitement, "hey weirdo, meet Satyam, He teaches with me at the govt. school for Prayaas. Remember, I had told you ?" "yup, I do" he said confused as to what was the purpose of him being there. "So since you are showing no interest in me at all, for the last one and half year,I don't wanna die a single yar (the famous silly khi khi one more time). I have decided to take a chance at this relationship.We are a couple." she said. Numbness got the better of him. Anything and everything suddenly ceased to matter. "Surprized na ?" she threw another question at him without realizing that his whole world had shattered right in front of him there. "Yup! Very Much" was all he could mumble. He kept his hand on the blazer pocket and felt the letter once again ! Maybe Love had ditched him one more time.




P.S. - Thanks for the read guys.And girls (being politically correct!) Wrote this story yesterday night when I was supposed to study Material Sciences and Engineering.Had this major exam today.The paper was quite okay. Just that proff had included some questions that I had not expected. Obviously, I have given him answers that he must not be expecting. (for you professor, If you are reading it, Lets clear it, No hard feelings,No cold stares, Let Peace prevail)

Cheers. Bye!

song of the day -  bye bye love, Backstreet boys


humor of the day - If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

My attempt at 55 Fiction

Well here I am finally (phew??) writing a blog about "nothing specific" as such. starting with 55 Fiction (did someone groan. hihi. go on. I don't mind). I agree that It's a strange choice but had nothing better to choose.



" He found a fascinating new blog at midnight & fell in love with the Author's wit and kept reading it till dawn finishing all the blog posts in one go. whoohoo...
Next he remembered his Mom waking him up in the morning enquiring "beta, how is the 8:30 am manpro exam preparation ? "



P.S. - TruE StorY :D

P.S. 1 - This is exactly what Your's Truely did yesterday night (claps) and no prices for guessing got brutally raped by the questions today but then who gives a shit to these fuckin major exams anyway ? (sum more claps)

and BTW, This is Manish Lalwani & I am persuing B. Tech , Industrial Production from NIT Bhopal. keep in touch with the blog, more to come :)

Cheers. Bye!

Song of the day - New Divide, Linkin Park.

Humor of the day - Ok, question: If you get pulled over by a cop and he says "papers" would you get in trouble for saying "scissors,i win" :D