Friday, November 12, 2010

New Beginning or The End ! ! !

Ishita - You crazy stalker, Don't you have a life? Why do you need to call me every damn five minutes ?

Arjun - Sweetie , Just wanted to remind you that you are awesome. Thanks for being so concerned and writing the sessional.. (sheepish grin) have heard that son of a bitch professor has been making racist comments off late. you are a savior. I don't wanna be labelled to have came from a land where all the eyes look the same.

Ishita -  (khi khi..) Arey ! (mockingly) He is not racist, If you are stupid, You are stupid.. Color doesn't matter boy.

Arjun - Why ? why do you compel me to use the 'f wali gaali' every damn second sentence. and I just realized someone is defending that Jerk. Something cooking girl ? Rumor even has it that he is taking extra physics lectures for you.

Ishita - (defending) I have a life. I would shoot myself twice than to study physics plus he knows as much physics as much Mother Teresa knew about porn (sum more silly khi khi kha kha) & btw jaan I am not doing the sessional outta concern or something. When are you gonna treat me?

Arjun - Ok ! Maggi at Nesce tomorrow evening ! done.

Ishiita - itne sade hua numerical and just a Maggi! nothing less than a dinner at LS would do.

Arjun - If wishes were horses , beggars would ride sweetie!

Ishita - hannn...ohh... Am feeling so sleepy.. should I call it a night ?

Arjun - ok! baba done. dinner at LS tomorrow night.

Ishita - Sweet. btw will make you meet someone tomorrow.

Arjun - Who? I hope that someone has boobs. That will make my day.

Ishita - (cutting him) Shut up ? will you ?

Arjun - as you say mademoiselle...

Ishita - Okk ! lemme complete the assignment now. later. cya !

Arjun - Night!

                   They had been friends for over 3 full semester now and off late he had somehow realized that she was the one. genuinely the one, the only one he wanted to be with.He decided he is gonna confess his love tomorrow, no wonder what may happen. He knew he would go mum again this time. So, he took out a notepad and started writing....

"My Dumb Dumber Dumbest Ishita ,
                      My room may smell of marijuana most of the time. Okay correction all the time (wink)! I may have told you uber no. of times that I suck at relationships. I actually do (wink twice)! You find the new guy in class Rohit way to hot. I don't deny that but he is gay! trust me (heaven forbid)! People say that I have insanity issues. Chalo lets not go into that (I should wink thrice or what?). I just know one thing whenever I am with you,around you,thinking about you (yup, in that way, pun very much intended!),I am happy. Happy beyond words could ever express.
                      Will you mind being with a shithead like me? Will you mind making this crazy psycho boy's love affair come true? (Okay I know you are gonna read this over zillion times, memorize it and tell it to our grandchildren. Therefore Keeping my sentimental values into account, please replace the word crazy by exotic minded from the next read.) Will you love me back?
- The hopeless romantic

                        He read it a few more times, finding it just perfect, he put it in his blazer. Next day he got up early, made up all the arrangements, took his besty's car, got ready and then left for the girl next door (only figuratively not literally though, These hostels are so damn far away from each other in these damn nit's).
                         He could see her from distance dressed in a white kurti and a blue denim, he nearly escaped a beat (or few). Checked his pulse rate, yes he was still very much alive. He could even feel the letter being very much there in his pocket. Maybe she had someone with her, a guy. He zapped the accelerator, Strange, but he couldn't bear her talking to someone else.Maybe this is what automatically came with love, He thought and abruptly halted the car near the hostel gate and came out. She almost shouted  of excitement, "hey weirdo, meet Satyam, He teaches with me at the govt. school for Prayaas. Remember, I had told you ?" "yup, I do" he said confused as to what was the purpose of him being there. "So since you are showing no interest in me at all, for the last one and half year,I don't wanna die a single yar (the famous silly khi khi one more time). I have decided to take a chance at this relationship.We are a couple." she said. Numbness got the better of him. Anything and everything suddenly ceased to matter. "Surprized na ?" she threw another question at him without realizing that his whole world had shattered right in front of him there. "Yup! Very Much" was all he could mumble. He kept his hand on the blazer pocket and felt the letter once again ! Maybe Love had ditched him one more time.

P.S. - Thanks for the read guys.And girls (being politically correct!) Wrote this story yesterday night when I was supposed to study Material Sciences and Engineering.Had this major exam today.The paper was quite okay. Just that proff had included some questions that I had not expected. Obviously, I have given him answers that he must not be expecting. (for you professor, If you are reading it, Lets clear it, No hard feelings,No cold stares, Let Peace prevail)

Cheers. Bye!

song of the day -  bye bye love, Backstreet boys

humor of the day - If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!!


  1. guess what?? i think such lame guys deserve to loose the girl!!! If they do not have the guts to stand up and tell the girl on-her-face about what they think they had better forget that she would would ever come along!! all LAME guys! :p

  2. Mani ,.. go on man go ! there's a long way 4 u to go ... !!
    amazing , but i dint liked the END :( ..
    maybe you can introduce some twist n make it a happy ending.. ;) :) _ _ :P .

  3. N yeah i liked those lines : (wink) , ..... (wink twice)!

    .. ;) _

  4. in <3 wid ur words :) the way u choose thm n put together ..loved it!! :)

  5. hmmmm , here manish with this really dramatic cum romantic story , i liked it , since it has all that stuff which can make story for one short documentary ,

    manish has got it perfectly ,that boys are duffer who keep their mouth shut until they see their world shattering in front of them by their own dumpness and
    Girls Embodiments of Emotions ,who just can pour their emotions on other but can not feel what going inside of boys who always stand next to them . my emphasis on "Embodiment" , they don't feel anything .

    n manish, marijuana , yaar its damn alcoholic, dnt refer anything without having its real experience in life.
    overall , its nice, humor of the day -ulti ,rating it 2 and half on scale of 5 n moreover that you are beginner yet , my best wishes with you , maintain regularity which one always cannt

  6. looks like chetan bhagat flick..!! :P

  7. umm nice....but ending was bit dry...may b u can accelerate it further

  8. @Kavya -

    All those dumb girls who totally understand the feelings of their mate and yet decide to keep mum on account of their monster truck size ego problems deserve no better! !
    Cheers to all such lame boys & pretendious diplomatic girls ! ! ;)

    Thanks for the read :)

  9. @lonesome

    ". go on man go ! there's a long way 4 u to go ... !!"
    "go" count - three :D
    kaha jaana hai yar? I feel so motivated after this..
    Well on a serious note.. Thanks a ton , and maybe this is how it goes in love.. Not every story has a fairy tale ending u see :)
    maybe this is one of them.
    keep reading :)

  10. @khushi -
    Thanks for the fenerous comments girl.. Keep reading :)

  11. @vaibhav - Thanks buddy 4 ur views... :)
    one short documentry - well we can try making one & sending to sum art competition :D
    cheers to all the "lame (really?)" guys & "pretentious(yup! really !!!)" girls..

    and abt marijuana, I wish I could have said I just wrote it arbitarily. (wink..)
    2.5 you seem to be a tough critic! sirji! anyways will try to be better the next time.
    Thanks for the read and will be regilar. :)

  12. @akky -
    will love to take that as a compliment. Thanks bro :p

  13. @Rashi -
    Will try to do better job with the endings in the coming posts.. Thanks 4 the read :)

  14. A truly new age love letter ...LOL So the moral of the story is??? Procrastination is injurious to your health :)

  15. mush n humour together...
    not bad Mani:-)
    and i liked the letter...though u think the grand children would not surpass this:-)

  16. They say u can fight the world but u can't fight your luck.

    Some people always get ditched in love :)

    take care...

  17. Totally in the class of contemporary works. Keep scribbling dear, near or far, I wanna see you on the books :)

  18. kya baat kya baat kya baat !!!!! tu toh bada hi genius nikla mani.....loved d story...muahzz 4 d story (m winkng twice...lolzz) n d word 'Mademoiselle' :):)

  19. hahaha ok lemme stopp laughinggg then i will post the comment....
    (after 30 mins)
    ohh... i m sure the guy believes in total recycling of papers..he will pass it on to some other gal.. (JUMBO WINK) :P

    p.s- the writer is a freakinggg wizzard of words!! :)

  20. @Purba
    Thanks mate.
    and, Yup You got it absolutely correct!
    But for guys like Arjun in the story and me, Procastination is not just a word, Its a religion. It may backfire sometimes, but who gives a shit ;)

  21. @Suruchi
    Thanks for the read buddy. Your comment was long awaited.
    Only time will tell, fingers crossed!!

  22. @Rainboy
    Thanks for the read mate.
    and Yup,Correcto! You can never fight your own luck in case of love.
    Take care. Keep reading. Cheers!

  23. @Aakash
    Thanks mate. It is people like you that keep me scribbling on and on :)

  24. @cRaZy mOmEnTz -
    awww! Thanks Mademoiselle ;)

  25. @Khusboo -
    Oh! I love messing up your name.
    Thanks buddy :)
    and, You got the theme correct. ;)
    and, Thanks for the appreciation. Am flattered.
    Keep reading! More Shit to follow.