Monday, December 6, 2010


Statutory Warning -  If you are not a male and belong to MSME / Energy branch in Manit - The article may offend, readers discretion advised  ;)
best of luck ! Proceed with caution.

Finally after a busy fortnight , I am back to the blogging arena... (Yup, I can hear the trumpets and the fan cheering. Feels good, feels Important.. Feels like God.) It has been about a week that crap exams have ended , The crappier college society work is on halt and I have somehow finished the crappiest research project in the history of mankind till date under a dyslexic H.O.D  who daily asked for my department's name. Anyways What Matters is that Dimples are back on the cheeks & am so loving it.......Well, lemme  not forget the reason of me publishing this post.

Couple of days back I indulged myself into a fight online (I told you I am this Vella!) with a guy who claimed that people of NIT-B are Gissus and all they are good at is mugging. So, I thought of showing the humankind real picture of how creative the guys (and girls, being politically correct) here are !

So, When we are , with UTMOST (don't worry, my caps lock is working all correct, merely wanted to put special emphasis on the word utmost) concentration attending a lecture and jotting (read as - scribbling) down the important notes (read as - crap directly taken by proffs from prescribed books.) Out of nowhere the creative in us overshadows the nerd and starts showing what we can really be up to, maNIT style.

Lemme give u an illustration. (Yup, the hot favorite 3 idiots style)

Presenting is depiction of the Ramayan "Mani Lalwani" style which we drew in our notebook after I and Sirawale (yup, poor us, had just once copy to share. We accept your deepest sympathies!) jotted down a few integration problems in a random Maths Class.

Next up, is Vaibhav Dixit's depiction of our hot favorite Professor in maNIT , yup u got it right Garnier. No wonder This proff has this great ability of pissing you of with his all knowing (read as - self obsessed) comments. I hate this teacher as much as Indians hate Sania Mirza after the LSD incident (Love, Sania and Drama along with Shoaib Malik). Die, U jerk, Die !

By the way, Yup, You again guessed it right (kya baat hai! form main ho.. huh!). In the picture I am the one sitting at the last bench, with a cell phone on my bench. Science says and i agree my CELL is the fundamental unit of my life.

Next, in row. is the "I surrender act to the crazy ass SOM Professor" drawn by our very own nerd CR of  Proudy Prodies (CR = Chatur ramalingam and not Class representative. U had got it correct that CR = Chatur Ramalingum ? Like Fuck you had.) often tagged as president of under forty club of our college. I love the way he has so minutely drawn every detail of the proff (referring to his nose). Shear Perfection. Master Piece. I bow down in front of you. Respect!

Once I courageously confessed to him , that I could never get a word in his lectures. Well, rest was as it goes Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are extremely dementing for the reputation. He kept asking me for solutions after that day, No points for guessing, I never disappointed him by trying to alter my reputation.

Also, I present to you our take at the Shaheed-Ae-Azam Chandra Shekar Azad's (Respect to the great warrior!) Views on marriage "Lavya Style" Just to warn the fellow guys not to marry. This is Legen.... wait for it.. dary stuff. It would be so very  1. disheartning 2. depressing 3. demoralizing & 4. daunting to see my friends getting married. (sob sob.... In tears..  Nah! I am all right... Sobs again..)

next , and last is the bomber, This one is taken from an arbit bench of Energy Engineering classroom J- 205. I had always been in a dilemma whether to share this pic at Facebook or not, but then I always resisted the  MCP in me, No more ! It is my personal space. I can fucking publish whatever I want to, If a particular species related to particular branch or two get offended, dumbass your fault, I warned you earlier, didn't I!

I really symphatize the dude who drew this awesome comparison chart, There is nothing wrong in being humorously honest after all (wink.) I  love his crystal clarity and short yet simple approach to the complicated subject.

With this I would like to wrap up the proceedings. I would be back when we guys (screw your political correctness girls) are again blamed for being hopelessly creative !
Hence proved today, That guys at MANIT are creative Scholars. period :)

song of the day - Ring my Bells, Enrique "cry baby" Iglesias.

humor of the day - honesty is the key to any relationship....if you can fake are in!!! 

P.S. - Thank you all the people who actually went through my earlier blog posts. When I reply late please don't blame me, blame my sentimental values (read as - laziness.)  see ya! Sayonara! :)


  1. awesome work!!!!!!!!!
    totally enjoyed the content
    cartoons r awesome!!!!!!!!

  2. such an asshole ya r ... jerk .. :P:P
    BETWEEN ... NICE WORK RE.. harkitte creative ho yaar ... thumbs up !!

  3. wooooohoooooooo...nice wrk guys \m/!!...btw m being from mechanical is badly thrashed(in respect f gals.. :P:P ^.^)...but can say d differentiation b/w energy nd archi is 200% right :P:P..awesome work!! :))

  4. hadddddddd..awesomenesssssss :D :D phod diyaaa sirji !!!
    p.s i loved that msme gals thing!! LOL

  5. great dear amazing i loved dat msme gals thing tooo!
    applies to mech gals!! opss i forgot dat der are none !!

  6. gud one....cartoons were hilarious:)
    btw who's d prof?

  7. enginnering days...phew!! nostalgic!

  8. @nikita
    Thanks mate.
    Cheers for making me post this.Was in drafts folder for long.
    Keep Reading (I know you will ;) )

  9. @lavya
    Hi-Fi buddy.
    friends in the company.
    Keep utilizing your time in college, Yup this way :p
    Harkitta bada Thanks :)

  10. @Shourya
    Tumhara naam toh achaa hai be ;)
    and guys. This is just my page, damn you!
    And Yup Comparison rocks ! :)

  11. @khusboo
    You Loved the comparison.It was written that way. No big deal buddy ;)
    Thanks anyways :)

  12. @Aafaque
    Exactly, there are hardly any.
    P.S. - We are so screwed in terms of girls in our department!
    damn me! damn mechanical & Production for that instance! :p

  13. @Vattubhai
    Thanks mate!
    Prof. I cant name him here re.
    Being politically correct is some shit after all :p

  14. @MangoMan
    Cheers for being an engineer.
    Cheers for the old times when you were as vella as I am right now.
    Thanks mate :)
    Please Keep reading!